...when it comes to traffic lights, green means go, yellow means go faster....car A's signals when cutting into car B's lane is an indication to car B to go faster so that car A can't cut.
...all motorcyclists are snatch thieves.
...zebra crossings are really just decorations on the road.
...when car A successfully cuts into car B's lane, a machete may be involved.
...when a motorcyclist rams into your stationary car, it's your fault.
...hazard lights are for rainy days.
...motorcyclists are invincible.
...policemen in police cars do not wear seat belts.
...all bad drivers are apparently female drivers.
...you may be fined if you or your passengers do not wear seat belts, but so long as all seat belts are used, you may stuff a gazillion people into your car.
...you're dead if you wander into Mat Rempit territory.
...I hate ants.
...particularly in KL, if you leave work at 5pm, you reach home at 5.30pm. If you leave at 6pm, you reach home at 9pm.
...pedestrians need 2 umbrellas on a rainy day. One above the head, and one at the side.
...traffic lights don't exist to motorcyclists.
...yellow boxes with the big X in them are also just decorations.
...a laptop left in the car is as good as gone.
...when an accident occurs and you're bleeding by your car, people stop and get down from their cars to stare at you.
...one finger 'salutes' are normal.
...spoiled traffic lights ease up traffic jams.
...the white arrows on the roads indicating road directions for motorists to follow do not apply to motorcyclists.
...thieves steal your nice nice cars to tear them up into pieces.
...motorcyclists are really invincible.
...when a car bangs into your car, you speed off, because they're really just gonna rob you.
...speed limits are really speed minimums.
Only on Malaysian roads... only on Malaysian roads...
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